whoa who are you
why would you come here
you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you
Can of Baked Beans - March 21 to April 19 - Sometimes your feelings get hurt.
Pocket Lint - April 20 to May 20 - You appreciate it when people thank you for going out of your way to help them.
Unmatched Sock - May 21 to June 20 - You feel most fulfulled when participating in activities that make you feel fulfilled.
Drink Coaster - June 21 to July 22 - Sometimes you get in disagreements with people but usually you get over it eventually.
Moist Towelette - July 22 to August 22 - If you don’t get to poop as often as your body needs to you start feeling some discomfort.
Empty pickle jar that the person who took the last pickle didn’t throw out - August 23 to September 22 - Sometimes you get worried that you lost something but then you find it later.
2x2 Lego brick - September 23 to October 22 - Your visibility is reduced outdoors when it gets really dark.
Nondescript Pebble - October 23 to November 21 - Sometimes you feel dissatisfied with the weather.
UPC Clipping - November 22 to December 21 - There is something you would like to be better at someday.
Flintstones Multivitamin - December 22 to January 19 - You enjoy spending time with some people more than other people.
Peanut Shell - January 20 to February 18 - You get thirsty when you don’t drink enough liquid.
Button of Unknown Origin - February 19 to March 20 - Sometimes you get tired and fall asleep.
hopy shit how did she know?!??!?!?